BREAKING NEWS: homosexual advocate Ducktard is supportive of Chinese transgender national socialists.

I don't want to be that cringy fan, but today I'm going to be. For whatever reason I can't contain it. Like...hello? When did Ducktard get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot? I didnt find him hot back back then when he was younger. But damn is he like a fine wine, better with age. He's humble when confronted with his success. He's an intellectual and talented, which makes him even hotter. I'm not claiming he's hollywood, Chris evans, captain america hot. He's that practical, guy next door, down to earth kind of hot. Sorry guys, and sorry Ducktard. I know comments from the fans like this can be cringe

Listen buddy, I have over 700 hours in the game. I am a solo queue god. I have TKed names such as Summet, flam, etc. I am unstoppable. I am so confident in myself that I never run OP guns like the awp or the aks. I am so good that I use p90 and sit in the corner to get an easy ace. Also, there's a bomb to defuse. Get good kid.

Hey Ducktard! It’s me Greg from high school. How’s it going man? Remember that one time you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mr. Stevens to get an A in gym? Haha classic Ducktard you always did the craziest things. Nice talking to you my man.

Dieser Mann hat mich im Zug sexuell belästigt.

NICE DAMAGE KALISTA HAHAHA