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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:58pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:40pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:59am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:18pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:15pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:51pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:23pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:14pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:59pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:07pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:11pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:22pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:03am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:09pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:17pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:29pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:21pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:32pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:07pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:03pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:43pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:35pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:20pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:12pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:03pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:36pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:57am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 1:59pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:04pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:19am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:19pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 4:17pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:08pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:47pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:42pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:13pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:13pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:12pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:08pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:59pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:53pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:04pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:24pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:11pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:19am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:25pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:23pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:29am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:55am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:23pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:44pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:58am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 10:26pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:15pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:52pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:29am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:09pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 10:26am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:10pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:08am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:03pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:16pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:16pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:35pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 1:41pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:57pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 11:27am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:57pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:55am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:56pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:01pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 1:48pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:14pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:08pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:05pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:28pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:57pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:07pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:24pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:56pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:23pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:57pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:10am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 10:33pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:44am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:34pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:03pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:49pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:09pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:55am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:53pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:52pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:32pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:52pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:53pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:16pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:37pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:58pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:02pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:14pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:14pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:36pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:40am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:51pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:09pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:22pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:54pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:09pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:54pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:43pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:33pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:32pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:01pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:13pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:55am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:02pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:43am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:57pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:00pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:20pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:53pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:08pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:45pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:53pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:54pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:55am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:44pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:12pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:00pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:02pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:42pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:24pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:06pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 10:24pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:38am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 4:40pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:42pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:49pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:55pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:24pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:33pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:58pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:52pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:03pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:52pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:36pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:03pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:26pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:46pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:20pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:20pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:20pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:20pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:08pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:45pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:53pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:53pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:05pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:08pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:07pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:08pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:03am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:43am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:36pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:23am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:29am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:57pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:03pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:07pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:53pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:32am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:39am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:25pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:07pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:08pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:45pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:55pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:20pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:57am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:36am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:15am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:34am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:36am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:27am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:35am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:39am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:40am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 10:31am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:56pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:34pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:46pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:55am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:00pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:14pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:41am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:46pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:57pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:55pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:45pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:45pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:53pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:04pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:05pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:08pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:38am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:05pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:29am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:55am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:55am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:30am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:33am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:29am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:26am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:37am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:31pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:10am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:43am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:33am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:38am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 11:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:02am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:18pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:39am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:46am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:42am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:47am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:47am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:19pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:44pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:07pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:09pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:38am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:42am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:21pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:02pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:14pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:41am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:12am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 10:48am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:42pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:44pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:42pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:26pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:03pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:39am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:42am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:41am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:02pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:33am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:37am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:47pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:07am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:31pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:54pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:52am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:39am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:49am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 10:43am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:00am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:29pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:12pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:41am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:39am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:55am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:39am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:46am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:41am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:47am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:47am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:36pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:11am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:41am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:41am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:56pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:04pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:46am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:46am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:41am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:47am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:36pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:41am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:11am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:53pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:22am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:22am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 10:29am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May @ 10:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:14pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:07pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:08pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:34pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:12pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:38am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:29am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:41am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:25pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:14am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May @ 10:42am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:53am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:49am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:09pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:03pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:25pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:14am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:09pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:14pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:01pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:27pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:03pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:00pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:43pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:35am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 11:55am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:12pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 10:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:57am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:50am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:18am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 11:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 11:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:01pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:11am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:03am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:03am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:18am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 2:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May @ 2:40pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:00pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:06pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 3:42pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 3:30am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:28am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:14am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May @ 2:23pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 11:26am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:01am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:59pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:33pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:13pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:07pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:26pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:55am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:16am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:29am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 11:55am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:14am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:02am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:27am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:47pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:59am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:50am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:44am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 11:40am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 11:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:00pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:11am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:11am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:11am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:03am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:03am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:33pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May @ 2:40pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 2:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:12pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:05pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:30pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked