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And on the seventh day, God invented Doter 2. And God saw that it was a terrible invention of the devil and ragequit, having made many feedings. And God saw that he was a terrible ♥♥♥♥ scrub.
In his fury, he declared the seventh day a day of rest and vowed to never play video games again.
Then God said "IMPROVE".
On the second day, God didst improve the world by raising land from the oceans. And it was so, and God saw that it was good.
And then God said "IMPROVE"
Hence on the third day, seed and grass and fruit was borne of the land. And God saw that it was good.
Then then God said "IMPROVE"
And on the fourth day, God created the heavens and the stars and the moon. He cast them into divine celestial motion, and it was so and it was good.
And then God said "IMPROVE"
And the oceans were filled with a great many fishes and creatures of the water. And God saw that it was good.
Then God said "IMPROVE"
And so on the sixth day, the land was habited by many living creatures. And he made man in His own image. And God saw that it was good.
and then god said
"IMPROVE"
Beard 1:1