Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
72 of 123 (59%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 1:45pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:48pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 12:59am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:13pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:13pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:10pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:10pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 2:48pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 1:49pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:24pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:08pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 3:31pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:23pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 1:41pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:49pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 10:14pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:21pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:24pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:51pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 4 May, 2014 @ 9:59am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:13pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 3:27pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:29pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 4:48pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 12:56am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:13pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:02pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:49pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:05pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 1:49pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:26pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:33pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:38pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 7:33pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 1:18am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:29pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 11:26pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:32pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:32pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:15pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:15pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:39pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 4:48pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2015 @ 9:19pm

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 1:22am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2015 @ 9:27pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2015 @ 9:37pm

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 10:19pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 8:59pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2015 @ 10:08pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 9:34pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 10:36pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 10:45pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 11:03pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 11:06pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 11:38pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 11:44pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2016 @ 12:08am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2015 @ 9:18pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 1:24am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2015 @ 9:12pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 1:27am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 10:36pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2016 @ 12:07am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 11:48pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 1:29am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 1:31am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 1:32am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 3:15pm



One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.