Recent reviews by Deridealize

Best bad game I've played.

Cons:
• Clunky controls
• Funky physics
• Questionable UI design
• Makes my PC sound like it's going to take off

Pros:
• It's funny and fun to complete.

"Deridealize is a lazy sim"
"Deridealize is a slob"
"Deridealize finds work hard and wants to relax alot"

♥♥♥♥ you for being so realistic.

I want to stop and I can't.

This game is very good and you can play it with just one hand which means you can play it whilst you masturbate.

This game is good fun, it's a deck builder with spatial mechanics.

I want to buy the full game but I am skint.

Great game!

Scratches that XCOM itch without all the frustration. Fun campaigns and achievements to complete.

MOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAB!

This game is so under-rated.

Loads of weapons, capable AI, attachments, climbing, missions, online co-op, online PVP...

Although it's not without it's flaws.

Pros:
• Large variety of guns that feel good to use
• Large variety of attachments to put on these guns (16x sniper scope on a pistol? If you want to..)
- Red dot, ACOG, lasers, torches, bipods, handles, scopes, suppressors..
• Massive freedom in customisation, have your loadout however you want (provided you unlocked/bought the stuff with in-game money) and 3 loadout slots to save.
- For example, I'm currently rocking a pistol with red dot, silencer, extended mag and laser sight. A sniper with fat scope, laser sight and suppressor and an M16 with dual mags, red dot, laser, silencer and grip.
• Decent mobility, the ability to climb anything
• 10 or so missions with semi decent AI, both playable SP or COOP.
• The missions, whilst quite linear are very fun, reminds me of a Call of Duty campaign but without the production budget.
• Headshots count, with a nice DING.
• The graphics aren't terrible, but could use some TLC.
• Ultimately, it's fun!


Cons
• Something to do with a port to Quest broke this game, but they're supposedly fixing it - what's currently here will give you some hours of fun, maybe the asking price is a bit high, I did get this on a sale. To quote the Devs "Under the hood is currently a mess, but we're working on it to add more content in the future"I hope they stick to it.
• The AI, whilst good, is not perfect. There's no stealth mechanics here, once you're in range/line of sight they're onto you.
• It's janky at times, and quite unforgiving.
• The climbing is great, I don't recall being told you could do it, but you wanna climb up a wall? Do it. That being said, trying to vault over a small object is a nightmare, you kinda have to fling yourself up, unless there's a trick I'm missing.
• Minor bugs here and there, for example sometimes I want to pull the pin on a grenade and I just keep grabbing it with my other hand

Overall,

This game is what you make it, whether you want to run in all guns blazing or move cover to cover finding vantage points and picking off targets. I'm yet to play online so I can't comment on that.

7/10.

Improvements and content are needed, but hey, early access for a reason.

This sat unplayed for 2 years in my library.

That was a mistake.

Do I enjoy this game?

No.

Do I keep playing it?

Yes, and I don't know why.

It's very well made and the art style reminds me of my early 20's. It's brutally hard, almost boring, but, I can't stop having another go at it.