Blimey!

Just realized that this box had some really old and cringey stuff. Time to update it to be more recent and cringey.

Nowadays I am purely a solo player. I will play co-op again once Payday 2 unkills itself.

I spend a lot of time here. Almost all of it when I should be doing something else. This means you have a good shot at giving me a trade offer or a friend request, and have it be rejected instantly.

I actually get decent frames now. Not like it matters. Like I would ever accept a request to play a game that needs it.

I'm the guy who plays GTA V and tries to have the best investing strategy. When they add stonks to Payday 2 I will never stop playing that game. I love stonks so damn much!

If someone ever finds this account for any reason, you shall be rewarded with a horrible truth:
I'm a bloody furry UwU If this is not a surprise, there's a chance you have been stalking me for a while. In that case, sod off! keep doing that! I really don't mind.

If you are a friend of a friend, you might figure out who to contact in order to talk to me. I won't promise that I won't discuss politics or make horrible puns. I will stop talking about the former on request. I can't help the latter.

If you wish to request the personal information I have gathered of you, provide ID from any EU country. I am fully GDPR compliant. You might not like what you see.

Planned:
Commission a new icon
Finish the novel i'm writing
Cure covid by respecting scientists
Go to a certain convention
Don't buy games before 2021
Catch the pathowogen
STONKS $$$
Beat Desert Bus
Switch password manager

Thanks for the Finnish social security system for making my life possible! For you I shall get myself a well paying job.

-DeMooses (aka. Salmon Snake Man)