One modestly warm Summer's eve, I approached Dan's house, anxious to tap my knuckles upon his door. It had been so long since my last visit to Dan's, that I'd almost forgotten his appearance. I pace back and forth once more before mustering the confidence to finally knock. The mere second my shaken fingers make contact, Dan had already opened the door. He gave me this look, as if he were studying my soul from the slightest glimpse of my pupils. There wasn't much to see, as I was donning a sunhat of a droopy nature. After ending his examination, which seemed to last an eternity, he opened his lips. "Nice to see you again, Caleb. Nice hat." Before I could muster even a word, he proceeded to pull out his throbbing wiener, covered in what seemed to be the residue of unwashed ejaculate. While in a dizzy from the flashing I had just endured, he took my hat and fled back inside. Despite my efforts, I never did see Dan again, nor my sunhat of a droopy nature.

-rep give me back my hat

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