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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:38am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:58am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:38am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:40am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:17am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:40am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:40am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:40am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:40am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:57am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:54am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:54am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:54am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:21am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:55am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:57am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:57am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:11am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:17am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:03am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:11am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:03am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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