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Siren 😅 Briana 👠 19 Sep, 2020 @ 1:13am 
I got a hint of things to come when I overheard my boss lamenting, 'The
books are done and we still don't have an author! I must sign someone
today!
-- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, Issue 2, November 2004"
on the topic of school textbooks

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Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets.

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The propriety of some persons seems to consist in having improper
thoughts about their neighbours.
-- F.H. Bradley

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"Go ahead, bake my quiche"
-- Magrat instructs the castle cook
(Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)
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"Irrigation of the land with sewater desalinated by fusion power is ancient.
It's called 'rain'."
-- Michael McClary, in alt.fusion

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...he'd moved like music, like someone dancing to a rhythm inside his head. And his face for a moment in the moonlight was the skull of an angel...
(Maskerade)
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