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oh- uhhhh ... Sorry guys i was just cleaning my keyboard haha it's not like i was stalking your profile and suddenly had the urge to clean my keyboard mid way after my hands got too sweaty from jerking it off haha, silly you lol.

N o

actually hot

actually dead

i got hacked sorry

no me, i'd to you too though

You are my favorite hero, Watchdog man!

+rep! Really nice.

+rep Nice guy

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/7717416

wait u play osu? what rank are you lol

siriusly ? you changed your name nao?

sirius? more like siriusly!!!! ha!!!!!!!!!

+rep frenli & funi gai, csgo clutch master. -rep no mic T.T

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𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤,
𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤,
𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝔸 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨!
ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡!!!

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𝕎𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 & 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕒 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣!!
𝕆𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕕𝕒𝕪.
𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡!
𝔸 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤,
ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤, 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕤
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦.
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sirius oniichan

merry christmas u binch

onii chan daisuke

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gay people

owo

owo

wee wee croissant

seems legit OwO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_breads

how about everything

Love your profile >.<

eyeyeyeyey u copi

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved it in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

ur gay both of you.

ur kanna gay.

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved it in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

y mum gey

owo

noes

didyouknowwawbackwardsiswaw?

waw

no ♥♥♥♥

your gay

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

OwO

Signed By : S`hyE

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha,

You do not understand. You try to respond but your hands are paralyzed. A singular droplet of cold sweat streams down your nose. Your confusion turns into terror as you glance at their profile picture, which is a BBW-futa anthro fox. Your face turns red. White spittle is coming out of the corners of your mouth. You try to spam your lenny face bind but you simply cannot. The terror fades away, and what remains is a sense of existential dread. Nothingness. You give up on even trying to move out of spawn.

You are playing 2fort, in a somewhat empty server. Stuck at a 4v5, a peculiar fellow joins the server named "Pixie the Fempyro Dragon", and you decide to play Soldier. You run into the BLU base, and steal their intel. "I'm doing it! I'm gonna cap the intel!" you think, blasting your way to victory, when all of the sudden an enemy pyro turns the corner. His degreaser is aimed at you, and he's got an unusual pink Brigade Helm with orbiting hearts. You fire a rocket, and you see the crimson lightning fly out of your launcher. It's a random crit! The pyro is done for! But all of the sudden, the pyro DEFLECTS the rocket, dealing a lethal blow to you. And in the killcam you see them do the Gas Blast taunt introduced in the Pyro Update, and a message appears in chat.
Pixie the Fempyro Dragon: Oowpsie!!!! :3 I made a big stinky OwO

Happy January 1st !! ^^