If you hit yourself and it hurts does that mean you are strong or weak?
If someone says they always lie, are they lying or telling the truth?
Do lobsters think that fishes can fly?
If apple made a car, would it have windows?
If someone enjoys being uncomfortable, are they actually uncomfortable?
If humans are 80% water, Are we drinking 80% people?
Is the S or C silent in "scent'?
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
Why is a building called a building when it's already built?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Does anyone ever vanish with a trace? Or disappear in fat air instead of thin air?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, “Quit while you’re still ahead?”
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Don’t they all stop eventually?
Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?