What is one more fart to a man who has ♥♥♥♥ himself?


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Oh gracious, I offer my most sincere apologies sir.

For what reason might you be apologizing? Our Father gave us a simple country upbringing, in which we were taught not to be ashamed of our genitalia, particularly when you consider their dimensions are significantly larger than the average proportions of most other males.

Undoubtedly, I can perceive that. Your Father imparted good wisdom upon you.

The length of my penis expands when stimuli is applied to the shaft, in the form of a rubbing motion.

Impressive!

In the past there have been occasions in which I was careless in the magnitude of force applied and caused a lesion in the epidermis of my privates.

What a coincidence my friend! My father educated me on a method of genital stimulation that provides sufficient lubrication as to avoid causing harm to the glans, shaft or testicles by using the mouth of another individual rather than the dry, strong grip of your hands.

Perhaps you can share this wisdom with me, in the form of a practical demonstration?

Absolutely, I would be ecstatic to assist you.