imagine being danish, good thing you are not

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turkish dog keeps yelling about mid when hes dead on B

-rep He decided to take my dog.

-rep Been friends for a while now and still hasn't sent any oiled up feet pics.

hey, spoon! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you