contrary to popular belief, this guy is a game hopper, he plays 1 game for 2 hours then drops it immediately after making friends who will be waiting for him to play but he will never appear again

also if you're on fire and there's a glass of water, he would rather drink it (i know him irl he did it)

How dare you accuse mohsreg of touching grass

are you a bat in a cave or a cave with bats

A young man had to choose between a girl with huge milkers and a girl with a smol bee-stings. Unable to find an answer, he turned to Buddha. Buddha asked him, if he had 5 dollars, once in paper, once in coins. The young man showed them to Buddha, curious for an answer. Buddha asked him, which was heavier. The man, of course, knew the coins were far heavier than a piece of paper. So Buddha asked him again: "But which one's more worth?".

The young man was enlightened.