I'm warning you partner,

We don't take kindly to your slime 'round these parts

Best Rigards

Stop selling kids fentanyl laced calcium!

Hello Ziraro,

It's been a while since you graduated so I just wanted to remind you to continue being the light of christ! No matter how well you can fast, remember that Jesus didn't eat for 40 days and 40 nights.

FaZe Up champ! - FaZe Centra

Today, I just got out of the ICU. A few weeks ago, Lewis offered me a taste of his "chili oil". Little did I know, he was referring to a new compound he had created, Carbon hydroiodolithide, or "CHILi" as the chemical symbols spell. This mix of Carbon, Hydrogen, Iodine, and Lithium immediately burned a hole in my stomach, putting my life in serious danger. It's not the first time I've had one of Lewis' unknown liquids, but it'll be the last!

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In response to our ongoing investigation we received the following message.

"Dear Editor,

This is Ziraro speaking. I hope you're having fun trying to find my little bone. Well, I'll tell you where to find it. It's --

LQ PB SQV

Once you've solved it. Come to Princess Park at nighttime. You'll know what to do."

We call for all amateur cryptographers to help us solve this ongoing case.

Nic,
Toothdale Times

𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑦𝑠𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑦 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑐𝑘 𝑠𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚. 𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝑤𝑒 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑓𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡 (𝑒.𝑔. 𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛).