Toxic Squad for life, discord.gg/heisengeck

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.

suck a ♥♥♥♥ get off the sticks

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

So if anime wasn't even bad enough by itself, now you guys are getting into a little something called traps. Basically it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say it isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you that it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I were to walk up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you were turned on by me, THAT WOULD BE GAY. It ain't different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cuz they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick they got a ♥♥♥♥ AND ITS GAY! AND DONT SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER, THAT DOESNT MAKE IT CUTER, THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥! AND THEN YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF THEM WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I AINT TRYNNA SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥, IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME ANIME! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS! OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.