Your Girlfriend likes me. I mean she really likes me. In fact, so much that she told me to tell you that she's leaving you for me. It wasn't my idea, I don't do such things, but I can't say no... Your girlfriend is really hot. You won't feel so bad in a few months, I promise, that is unless you don't find a new girlfriend. Well, I hope we can still be best friends, and by the way Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry about your dog, and I'm also sorry about calling you an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that one time. Well, I guess we'll see eachother once you get out of jail. Sincerely, Ernie. <3