its the new year and this guy keeps pooping in my backyard!? i have no idea how he keeps getting in.. but hes good...

smells like a barbecued blueberry

dude doesn't want to play with me anymore 💀

So the other day,I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl.God,I kid you not,I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out.“♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!”I was yelling in voice chat.I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please",I moaned. But she left the lobby.I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥,but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab.I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab,to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!!She was streaming,and only had 10 viewers!!!The competition was low,so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her.I was already about to pre.She read my donation in the chat.God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time.I did a little research,and found out where she goes to school,but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person,and need support.Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.

+rep kinda smelly