Release date:
9 February 2022
Price:
14,99 USD
How I became a massage therapist?
In short, we are an orc (unemployed) who moved to a new housing estate where he is looking for a job,
we find ourselves as a masseur.
What is it like to work as an orc?
It's hard at the beginning, we just get lost, we lack stamina, which we can improve through training (buying items), working with our clients, yes, women, is quite funny, most of them are from the fantasy world, elves, anthropomorphic animals, mermaids or even birds, and an orc, do you know what orcs are famous for? Their sperm heats up and acts as an aphrodisiac... Guess what will happen after a few visits?
Seriously:
The game is pleasant, I don't know if it's worth the price, it's addictive, but at the same time it has a lot of bugs or it's even too short, it takes about 3 hours to complete it to the current state.
If you don't have anything to spend and the game is on sale, try it, it's worth it...
I hope there will be more content in the future x3
My rating for now (10.X.2023):
7/10
Why?
It would be higher if there were achievements, collectible cards, steam wallpapers and VR support,
I would like to be able to learn how to massage, but you have to start somewhere,
I don't have an anthromorphic girlfriend or boyfriend

Release date:
September 24, 2024
Price:
$26.99
Resolution, Quality and WORST Optimization:
Resolution, let's start with that, maybe I'm in the minority here, however, I've been playing at 3840 × 2160 (4K) for less than a year, which is interestingly 4 × more than the game can handle, in 16:9 the game can only handle 1920 × 1080 (Full HD), this is a joke, I understand that 4K may not be a popular resolution, but WQHD (2K)? As for the quality, even at 1920 × 1080 at the highest settings we are not able to get even 10FPS, which is funny because in my opinion my computer could easily handle it,
GPU: RTX 3080Ti and CPU: Ryzen 9 5900X

Problems related to the game and inputs:
current problems with the game are basically everything, from optimization to mechanics, it is worth mentioning input lags, which are most common when moving (jumping, running, crouching), there are unwanted delays that cause death.

Enemies:
the current problem with the enemies is quite visible, at first glance we get several factions, while playing I didn't delve into it for the other reasons mentioned above, getting to the point, the enemies are handicapped or too strong when in the group they realize that you are the enemy , because they don't always shoot, you can walk past them and that's it, except for the robots, which are quite strong in groups and can see you from 50 meters away, but when they get to 5 meters, they do nothing.

Mercenaries and Allies:
Well, in this case we will be talking about various inaccuracies regarding the selection/hiring and equipping of allies, they can be purchased in the store from one of the sellers. Well, it wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the fact that it doesn't work, I just, for example, took two pickers and one heavy-armed dude with a heavy machine gun, gave it a go, and that's it, I joined one of the heavier maps, more like mini-maps, but more about that in a moment so well... I didn't have my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anymore, they just didn't show up and I died, plus I don't know why there's a spectator mode since I was alone, because it kindly didn't load my mercenaries, each of them cost 5 to 6.5k currency.

Map and Minimaps:
As for the map, a large map would be much more suitable for me, however, we get it divided into squares that we choose before setting out on the expedition, then in this square with the map on which we will appear, we can choose (initially two) three different spawning places , which is interesting, but the maps are quite small and simple at the beginning, there is no big leap between them, there are 11 or 12 of them, so the lack of openness of the world detracts a lot from my assessment. Why did I call it a minimap? Because I think that not having an open world and spawning in some closed part is a mini part of a large map.

Shop:
I hope that the store will not be a place where I can criticize, and I guess not, i.e. it is to some extent never, but I have never seen a seller be able to reduce prices in such a radical way, I thought that we would be able to buy something that we would unlock in store, and when we complete a task we will be able to buy something cheaper, but here we have another problem, not only is the purchase price reduced by a few percent, but the purchase price is also increased, it's not bad, but I feel like the game is still in the making.

Weapons and Ammo:
Have you ever seen how limited you can be, everyone would assume that AK and AKM have 7.62 ammunition, but welcome to the post-apocalyptic world where AK and AKM have a magazine preview for 30 bullets, but the magazine holds 10 bullets, or that for these weapons 5.45mm ammunition is assigned, instead of the above-mentioned 7.62mm, because it is for RPK and LMG (those based on AK). The weapons we start with can be leveled, just like our character, if we fail with weapons, which happened once in my case, we start with 1x AK-47 with bad ammunition, 1x short AK, 1x shotgun, 1x SPAS-11, 1x pistol, and some ammunition, basically nothing else, and the weapon cannot be purchased on the second level of the store (the store level is improved by completing faction quests)

Things from other Universes:
where to start? The game smells like the post-apo world from Terminator, the loading visualization etc., it reminds me of GTFO, and the Scav armor is like from WH40K, what's more, the loot and selling system is just a basic Tarkov crap, except that we put everything in the backpack (simplification), then, in fact, the whole world is a terminator, and as for the terminator, I'm curious when Survival will be released, already announced in the world controlled by SkyNet :3

Addition to Everything:
Many new games or those that look cool are unfinished and only benefit from a new engine, they are poorly optimized and, what's worse, they are unplayable, this is another such example after The Day Before, although in this comparison it is better because it is a game, and more importantly it didn't disappear so quickly, I'm currently thinking about returning this game after 1 hour of playing, yes... I played this game for only 60 minutes, but I don't consider it a waste of time, it's worth looking for new games for various reasons, but it's not always possible it's a great choice.

Evaluation and Summary:
No one expects a good opinion when it's already negative, right? well, I think that someday, maybe in a year or two... this game may be worth buying and playing, so far it doesn't even have the image of a rat and a collector of leftovers after the great war between robots and people, I think 4/10 is good opinion for this game.