im like a groomer but instead of being a sexual pervert i just try to get people to listen to really obnoxious music

🙜 i would make a great chaser 🙞

dark souls is objectively terrible, this is a fact

born to goon - forced to ♥♥♥

i bet bjorks ♥♥♥♥ has little mushrooms growing around the base and it smells like a magical forest full of pixies and dew buds

sorry ladies, if you want my virginity you're gonna have to show your peggle champion certificate

western culture is debating whether to ♥♥♥♥ or get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a minotaur

i used to think my life was a cringe compilation
but now i realize
its a try not to laugh challenge

confucius once said
big tits with no ass will fill your mind
but big ass with no tits, will fill your heart

i have the highest leaderboard rank in pewdiepie: legend of the brofist

this ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yours babe
babe
this ♥♥♥♥ is your property
this belongs to you babe
babe you dropped this
this is yours
you dropped this
my little princess
sorry baby darling
i saw you drop this
here you go
well well well
look whos back for more
well well well
the little cumslut is back for seconds?
daddys little ♥♥♥ princess is back i see

if donald trump were to eat ass he would likely lack something in technique

If the earth is round how come I can't run on it like a reverse hamster wheel and make it spin really fast?

fantano approved btw

i want to see bowsers finely combed, yet rugged red pubes

transgender prince be like the vagina formely known as my ♥♥♥♥

you cant even be spiderman today you have to be arachnothem