♫I'm a minion XD! throu-through darkness I'm tra-traveling through the night. What a thrill, that I'm a minion for my master. Banana! I hope you know that I'm a minion XD! For my master I will work and be his minion. I will work really hard to prove that I'm a worthy minion. I'm a minion with my minion, minion friends. Banana! I'm a minion, a minion XD! I'm a minion, I'm a minion with a tree frog! I'm a minion, I'm a minion with banana! I'm a minion, I'm a minion XD! I'm a MINION!♫

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

This man here, was supposed too help me out. Instead he kidnapped me, forced me to eat dirt and shoved photos of his elbow all over the wall in the room I was trapped in.
Then after I beat him up and let myself free. He left a note.

"I love you. Please don't leave me"
- Blackout

He knew this day would have come. GG.

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