Recent reviews by Sorenson

I'm giving this a negative review strictly because it has the slowest text scroll speed I've ever seen in my life. Forget going to the bathroom or getting something to drink, you can raise a family and put the kids through college before it's done scrolling a paragraph. It's 2024, give us an option to adjust it at least.

They can have a thumbs up when they add a flashlight

Dev abandoned it unfinished and announced a sequel

Runs like garbage

It looks good, but it's a little boring currently. Definitely not worth $10 right now.

It also has *the worst* voice acting I've heard in a long, long time.

Every time I start the game it makes me pick my resolution all over again. It also takes at least 5 clicks to move through each resolution step for some reason. So I need to click something like 20 times each time I start the game. For no real reason.

This is dumb as hell.

Might be cool at some point, but right now it's a crashy mess that runs terribly

It's pretty fun, but be aware that all of the tutorials and game instructions are basically useless and don't help in any way.

The dev is an ass that gave up on the game instead of fixing it after getting yelled at for stealing another company's IP. Good job screwing those of us dumb enough to buy your crap.

I'm torn on recommending this or not. If you like these kind of janky/weird sim games, it's pretty fun. It's in an atrocious state, though. Some of the employees are mostly broken, it looks terrible, etc. This feels more like an alpha than early access.

But it's pretty fun.