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dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head."
Larry Wall in <1992Aug6.221512.5963@netlabs.com>
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Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.
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... I see TOILET SEATS ...
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[Peter has plastic surgery]
Brian: Hey, pal, you just can't walk in here, and, holy crap, it's Peter.
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I'm glad I was not born before tea.
-- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)
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Friends were surprised, indeed, when Frank and Jennifer broke their
engagement, but Frank had a ready explanation: "Would you marry someone who
was habitually unfaithful, who lied at every turn, who was selfish and lazy
and sarcastic?"
"Of course not," said a sympathetic friend.
"Well," retorted Frank, "neither would Jennifer."
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Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.
-- Homer
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