Camper 1
What are you guys playing?
Camper 2 - looking at phone, frustrated
I'm supposed to be playing Game of War™, but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Camper 3 - looking up from phone
Is it TheLegend27?!
Camper 2 - gesturing towards camper 3
Yeah, TheLegend27
Camper 1 - looking at camper 2
Who is TheLegend27?
camper 1 looks at camper 3, along with everyone else
Camper 3 - looking at camper 1, then looking forward
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game of War™ player ever.
Born from fire.
fire emerges from screen as TheLegend27 steps out of it
violin music
Camper 4 - presumably looking at camper 2
I heard TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther then a catapult.
TheLegend27 throws a bolder, hitting the 'Fortress of Groff' in the far distance
Camper 3 - looking up with a knowing gaze
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
legion of troops in front of 'Forge's Fortress'
TheLegend27 draws sword and jumps into the air heroically, and slams in on the ground, taking out the entire army - leaving a red mark on the ground
Camper 2
But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe - just when you think you might escape. WHAM!!! Just like that!
and with this the other campers are taken aback, and camper 2 waves his finger
camper 1 looking at ground with arms crossed, evil smile
iOS notification
"YOUR ARMY HAS BEEN DESTROYED!"
Camper 2 - looking at phone
What? No, no no no, no no no!
2 more iOS notifications
camper 3 has "STRONGHOLD UNDER ATTACK"
Camper 3 - looking at phone, annoyed
That's impossible!
camper 4 has "YOUR HERO HAS BEEN CAPTURED!"
Camper 4 - looking at phone, shocked
TheLegend27 has captured by hero!
camper 3 now has "YOUR HERO HAS BEEN CAPTURED!"
Camper 3 - looking at phone in disbelief
Mine too!
Camper 1 - standing up, looking around at all of the campers
Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.
Camper 2 - looks up from phone, annoyed
You have no idea what just happened.
Camper 1 - looking down, grin on face
I might have some idea.
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