"Hoes before bros"

"Moist"

"I can never show too much skin"

"Alex is a ..."

"All I said was that she was alright"

"Pearl Harbour queer"

"You Green Mile piece of ♥♥♥♥"

"Told you no 3 would make a comeback"

"I'm not gonna message her I'm going to go to her house instead"

"Ask me when she's pregnant"

"Why have done this?"

"I was the only one capable"

"I won't let Walkalone, Walkalone"

"My ♥♥♥♥ has more cylinders than a Ferrari"

"Its not my fault she was drunk"

"Your sister's fit"

"#1 is on the DL"

"Ur sister is quite, no very, fit. That's why my eye is bad, blinded by it"

"She's worth a million to me"

"It was my parents"

"Only I get to go in for the kill"

"I want to kill myself"

"She's so fit"

"There's a silent voice in the distance, shimmering through the fog like this: sssssssssss"

"I'm just too innocent"

"What's on today's menu"

"She calls me her exotic fruit when I put my ♥♥♥♥ in her"

"I thought you'd found your perfect person. *shivers* She gives me the chills"

"Drug her so she's unclear what she's doing"

"I am the content"

"You're just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥"

"I was on my period last night"

"She's a dime, nevermind she's a quarter"

"I'm not hacking"

"I just set my head on fire, but I don't think it was worth it"

"Chedarlove"

"He'll die in his own time, I've seen his death"

"Flew off to blow up some other city"

"All you have to do is abuse girls"

"How many people died? Not enough."

"I'm only a paedo on weekends"

"When I assasinate the Queen it won't matter"

"Who was profit Mohammed? He was a lad."

"That won't hold very long"

"You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whipped m8"

"Im not trying"

"Im not mad at all right now"

"I think suicide is the best option"

"You can't steal from me"

"If I'm in a movie, I don't stay in my house"

"You know you're lonely when you're me"



*Accurate as of December 2016*