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Nizhniy Novgorod, Nizhegorod, Russian Federation 
Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
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Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.
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Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
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Volcanoes have a grandeur that is grim
And earthquakes only terrify the dolts,
And to him who's scientific
There is nothing that's terrific
In the pattern of a flight of thunderbolts!
-- W.S. Gilbert, "The Mikado"
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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club! A
sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich.
Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield
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You'd best be snoozin', 'cause you don't be gettin' no work done at 5 a.m.
anyway.
-- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell
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