-Please do your best to avoid all of these individuals, they are unstable.
PS: Most of these aren’t good, I just keep them around to personally laugh at. I never truly get rid of any, they are just retired or gone because people asked for it.

Fatality: I just want a huge man~

T-Man: You think i know my rights from my lefts?
Alz: I HAVE RIGHTS?

Shell: This is just like real life
Shell: People are trying to jump in front of my vehicle

TheFunkDoctor: You just gotta give consent while getting raped. That way you can’t get raped anymore

Lucky: Sorry I'm like a dog, I won't eat food like that. But eating throw up? Oh yeah I'm all for it

Ghost: I know you've got some cat ears lying around, you can't fool me.

Nole: I HOPE YOU HAVE A SCENTED PILLOW, THAT MAKES IT TASTE MUCH BETTER

Bread: Dude you're literally like a kid and I'm the white van

Pancake: I'LL BURN YOUR BALLS ♥♥♥♥♥

Shell: Seeing all these lynchings brings back some memories

Bread: Do they dare ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spread islam in my country

Boyo: I'll consider not being racist when the other races consider not being inferior

Pancake: I always wonder what its like to hold a dead body
Pancake: It's like a life-sized barbie doll

Fatality: Strange mad milk is purposely made for showing how many times the scout had to jack off

Gears: I NEED TO LOOK INSIDE YOUR EARHOLES

Purple: I'm a loli

Bread: Man I’m gonna pee and it’s gonna start burning
Alz: Bro you got fire aspect

RR: There’s one way around the abortion law, and that’s me
*punches pregnant woman*

Chrus: MY PANTS ARE IN DANGER

Gears: Oh the 12th Day of Christmas, my dear love gave to me~
Gears: hiv.

Alz: No I don't hack into computers to hack them. I don't jack in, I jack off. That's why they call me an edgerunner

Purple: I got the perfect vagina name. The c*ck cave.

FunnyCatz: We ruled the world before them. Theyre still slaves to me

Meowmers: I think I'm gonna go watch youtube
Bread: Why watch youtube when you could watch porn
Alz: WITH THE BOYS
Nole: Don't do that
Bread: LIVE STREAM IT

T-Man: where's my phone
T-Man: oh it's in my pocket
Meowmers: You wear pants when playing?

T-Man; I did laundry
Meowmers: Surprisingly.
Meowmers: I also did laundry. But don't have pants on still
T-Man: some things never change

T-Man: I can store food in my beard!
Alz: The homeless people are evolving

Rorek: I do not have an obsession over scouts

Rorek: But you’re a scout so you have to give into my desires

Star: that fat ♥♥♥♥ just said water smells nice

Davak: I'm surprised you don't get special needs support with how retarded you act

Smiley: You beli e ve in the moon?

Ancient Reality: SPONGEBOB ME BOI, WHERES MY HENTAI COLLECTION

Purple: Yeah no the kid got molested by michael jackson. he straight up moonwalked straight into that kid’s crotch

Tman: I didnt even do anything yet
Meowmers: Yeah it was PREVENGE

Purple: dude how did you disconnect from your own server

-T-Man talking-
Jacobz : Hold on
Jacobz : Anime girls.
Jacobz : My attention has been persuaded

Pancake: what did i say about yelling in the house
Pancak e : I have to rip your vocal cords out now
T-Man: oh my god
T-Man: what an intense parenting method

Smiley: Did you know Satan is a furry?

Mayaz: Mmmmm, I love feedi n g my keyboard

Goddess | Jaz : Dentists are reverse tooth fairies
Goddess | Jaz : They give you teeth and take your money

Purple: It's not the pedophiles fault that girls nowadays are just so hot

Bread: GRAB HIS BALLS AND TWIST EM.
Shell: I'm gonna TAZE THEM.

Gears: THIS PC IS AMAZING.
Gears: I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH IT
Gears: THE OUTLET IS CALLING FOR ME

Alz: Do you ever see shadow boxing as a person fighting their schizophrenic monsters

shellbeen: MY NOSE HAS BEEN VIOLATED

Flyro: Raccoons are just chubbier, sassier cats with opposable thumbs

Bread: Butter? Its lube for me.

Nole: THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FURRY WONT GET OFF MY ASS

T-Man: of all the horror games out on vr
T-Man: all these amazing vr horror titles
T-Man: AND HERE YOU ARE
T-Man: WANTING A VR
T-Man: FOR SOME FNAF T I TLE
Meowmers: Oui Oui
Meowmers: Baguet t e
T-Man: youve convinced me

Wally: sometimes you have to cut corners in life. And sometimes those corners are the IRS

Pancake: I always wonder what its like to hold a dead body
Pancake: It's like a life-sized barbie doll

Smiley: ♥♥♥♥ YOU MR KRABS, YOURE A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER

Bread: Are you tired of changing your baby's diaper? Well get the Baby Butt Plug

Killerbeastie27: listen a lot of unexpected things have happened toda y that i didnt think would happen
Killerbeastie27: like i didnt wake up thinking id tell everyone i sleep nude

FunnyCatz: Stalking is just a hidden appreciation

Purple: If we throw enough black people at him he'll go away

shellbeen: I NEED TO EAT POOP TO STAY ALIVE

Bread: ♥♥♥♥ off mosquito, I'm going to rape your family
T-Man: You cannot rape a mosquito
Bread: Fine I'll nut on him

Star: I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words
Star: stop shaking the ladder you lil ♥♥♥♥

Morphy: I HAVE THE TOP GROUND

Davak: cancel culture is after me again

Purple: Only the strongest can slap my nuts

shellbeen: TIME TO STEAL SOME TOILET WATER

TheFunkDoktor: HOLD HER DOWN, IM GONNA BEAT HER.

Gears: I KNOW NO ONE ELSE WHO CAN STAB AN ASS BETTER THAN ME

Fir3princess: The more you weigh, the harder it is for someone to kidnap you. Stay safe and eat cake kids

DoubleAce: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
T-Man: Boredom is a dangerous thing
T-Man: That's probably the smartest thing I've said today
DoubleAce: That's probably the smartest thing you've ever said

Gears: I AM GOING TO EAT MY TEETH

Pancake: I’m about to have a foxygasm~

Hero: Bread, in life, there are people who are just made to be bullied. T-Man is one of those people

Br e ad: I'm gonna get raped by terry crews in a bathroom

Gears: If Broly came to my house I would just say, "Take me."
Gears: "Show me your power level~"

T-Man: We do not encourage suicidal behavior
Nole: I do. Record it.

Pancake: I’ll save you Gears!
Gears: (Saves himself) SCREW YOU PANCAKE. I DIDNT EVEN NEED YOU ANYWAYS!
Pancake: FINE! IM NOT HELPING ANYMORE!
Gears: FINE! LEAVE ME! THEY ALWAYS COME CRAWLING BACK IN THE END
(Later)
Gears: Pancake...remember all those times I told you I didn’t need you?

Pancake: I'm like a tongue magnet

SoaringSloth: T-Man your house is ♥♥♥♥. Your own house even agrees with itself. YOUR DOG IS EVEN TRYING TO KILL YOU

Crow: Is that a kid? Oh it's just T -Man.

Smiley: THERE'S WEED EVERYWHERE

T-Man: Yeah no, I love eggs
T-Man: It's like eating children before they're born
Bread: I know like dude
Bread: When I say "Hey you wanna go out to eat?" I'm talking about the abortion clinic

Purple: https://youtu.be/84YXPw4htnQ?t=120

Pancake: the two daddies are together now

Alz: The moon actually just doesn't let you breath its air

Fatality: One day when you fall asleep. Im going to shower you with milk

Flyro: Floating is flying with style

Meowmers: That is the second worst decision that gay man made in his life

Gears: ITS A LITTLE CHILD. KILL IT

ellie: I just wanna play as a cute, hard, helpful nuisance

T-Man: Why do you think it’s called “MAN”-ners
CM: Uhhhh
CM: Cause women don’t have them

Hey you, you better have a great day. Don't let anyone or anything bring you down. Have an actual amazing day. Unless if this is someone that I know personally, in which case I hope the IRS catches you

Lizbiz: Who needs men pockets. Girls have bras as their extra pockets

T-Man : Your scars look wonderful today
Noley : Thank you, I made them myself

Fate: You ever do wash your clothes and they smell so good that you just want to eat them

Nole: i wanna marry y'all
Nole: platonically

Bread: I have the masculine urge to ♥♥♥♥ myself

Lizbiz: I got skills but no friends

Purple: What happens if I put mentos and coke up my ass

Moomers: I'M NOT FUNNY
Moomers: I'M JUST DEPRESSED
Moomers: THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

T-Man: Imma kill my parents and get rich like batman
Goupy: Just keep getting adopted and kill your parents
Goupy: Infinite money glitch

Bread: Who needs the fire department when you can pee like that

Alz: I got another cockroach
Alz: I'm scared to put it in my pants

Ghost: You'd own a doom slayer body pillow
Fate: There's no denying it at this point

Meowmers: You make me want to take off my underwear

Ghost: Its so cold in my room right now
Bread: Just light your pants on fire

Alz: Masturbation is a rhythm game

Shellbeen: YOU ARE NOT VIOLATING MY BATHROOM AGAIN

Bread: I found out how to masturbate

vcshb: Fe is iron right?
vcshb: No wonder women are so hard to get through

Toga: my pronouns are hehe/haha
Toga: im transjester

Noel: Though realizing this I wont stop eliminating children in this game and I’ll keep griddying on them

Rustyskills: You gotta be a very special person in my life if you want me to strum my balls for you

T-Man: I have been gassed so many times
Meowmers: just don't be a jew

T-Man: Nah bro you gotta up your stats before you die
T-Man: Everyone knows when you die, you get to see your stats
sydthekid: F*CK
sydthekid: d*cks sucked: 0

Fate: I don't care, I like lighting my ass on fire

Toga: Guys Im going to kill myself.
Toga: But don't worry I'm going to watch an ad and come back

Alz: If werewolves die to silver bullets
Alz: Do Jews die to gold bullets

Shell: You know I always get the long ones

Bread: I hope my ass-hair is tasty

Velk: My goal in life is to look like Astolfo

Ghost: how do we fertilize the plants
Ghost: Do we lick them
Ghost: Thats how I fertilize my plants

Bread: Listen if you're allergic to women, you can afford to be fat

Pancake: I NEED YOU TO PISS ON THEM

Meowmers: That was a close one, I almost licked my balls with that one

Alzhaddai: I LOVE BLM (Borderlands movie)

Ghost: IF you ever need nothing, I'm always here to supply