im going to hit you full force with my car

:3 all mine <3

-rep Doesn't know lyrics to California Gurls by Katy Perry

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If you are a beautiful strong super thick femboy, someone will put this in your comments.
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-rep doesnt like snow

is a closeted homosexual

-rep

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GUY GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'sir. You've just become every woman's dream man. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Smokin' Sexy Style

yarr....a pirate, and a girl? lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squacks "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", i thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, sound of a dock bell being rung as i sway from side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistel yarr!!! my parrot knocks me on the head lile a woodpecker yar!! what ye be doin, polly? my parrot grabs mw by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... i shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey

-rep complimented my dck one

+rep, Is a sweetheart <3

+rep super nice leon <3 great teammate

+rep sweet killerrr

mid

mid

-rep hasnt showered in seven minutes

quite peculiar

you ever watch euphoria... no? Good!

This guy has a massive penis

<3

Women do not real

do your parent know what your steam profile looks like?

Set your heart ablaze.

god ur so uwu

bro is this the real p(og)mon?

Cheesecakes are actually weapons of the gods sent by our lord and pie Zeviz. - Beancakes

xXhentailover360Xx

who tf is this

me no mae no

me no mae no

+rep smells ugly

Echidna.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it. +rep

+rep actual waifu