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2.8 hrs on record
Paid 30 australian dollars and was worth every single dollar. Tons of options to pick and are different each time.

#TEAM MINGMING

Play this game if you are a chad.
Posted 7 November.
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5.6 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
gud
Posted 2 July, 2018.
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2.5 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
good
Posted 27 November, 2017.
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20.3 hrs on record
I was only 9 years old
> I loved goat simulator so much, I had all the merchandise and games
> I pray to goats every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Goats is love" I say. "Goats is life"
> My dad hears me and he calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Goat
> I called him a ♥♥♥♥
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> Im crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> Its a goat
> I am so happy
> He whispers in to ear, "this is my grass land"
> He grabs me with his powerful goat legs and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for a goat
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Goats
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please the goat
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> The goat looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all goats now"
> The goat leaves through my window
> Goat is love, Goat is life





QUALITY GAME
Posted 26 September, 2014. Last edited 29 December, 2016.
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625.3 hrs on record (576.2 hrs at review time)
! recomend you to play this okey ♥♥♥♥♥♥

is good
Posted 27 September, 2012. Last edited 26 November, 2018.
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