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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2017 @ 8:41pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 12:38pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 1:10pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 7:48pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2017 @ 8:47pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 1:49pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 5:34pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 8:37am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2017 @ 1:09am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 5 May, 2017 @ 5:59pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2018 @ 9:12pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 12:39pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 2:52pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2017 @ 1:14am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 8:37am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 7:48pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 5:34pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 10:52pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 5:31pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 6:04pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 4:02pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 3:17pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 5:31pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 5:17pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2017 @ 1:16am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 4:05pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 3:06pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 7:22pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 5:31pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 7:05pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 8:37am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 5:34pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 3:59pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 10:43pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 5:34pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 6:00pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 7:48pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 8:02am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 12:39pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 8:37am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 5:59pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 5:54pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2017 @ 2:22am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 5:53pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2018 @ 3:16pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:57am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2018 @ 9:15pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2018 @ 10:32pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 9:01pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2018 @ 10:50pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2018 @ 10:29pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2018 @ 12:24am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2018 @ 10:41pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2018 @ 3:12pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2018 @ 10:27pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2018 @ 11:06pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2018 @ 2:39pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 7:22pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 8:02am



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
14 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
30 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
15 / 30
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