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1.4 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Literally unplayable. I know it just launched but, I haven't even been able to play because I can't even sign-in. Also it doesn't have dedicated servers. Don't buy it until they sort their ♥♥♥♥ out. I'll change my review if the game gets fixed.
Posted 29 March, 2020. Last edited 29 March, 2020.
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83.1 hrs on record (79.4 hrs at review time)
-Finish main story.
-Now have crippling depression

Recommend buying during summer sale
Posted 27 June, 2018. Last edited 27 June, 2018.
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3,706.2 hrs on record (3,189.2 hrs at review time)
This game sucks ♥♥♥♥!!!!!! 0/10 IGN
Posted 30 September, 2016. Last edited 27 June, 2018.
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438.0 hrs on record (273.5 hrs at review time)
I mostly got this game to play the Dayz mod specificly Overpoch. Here is my story. I have story about the time I was playing DayZ Overpoch. I was driving around in my humv headed to a UN supplies crate. Then I a guy put "the beans in this crate are real" in side chat. As I continued to drive and read the chat I saw a guy on a bike. I couldn't resist my urge to run him over. Turns out it was the guy getting the beans. As killed him all I could hear were the faint cries of "My beans...My Beans...WHY!!!!" . The lesson of this story is....the only game you will die over a can of beans is DayZ.
Posted 11 September, 2014.
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