eoghan_is: do you play this games because you are deeply insecure and also sexually frustrated

eoghan_is: or are u just a wanker



Frindo scalled the mountain, foot by foot with Sammy be his side. His beck was hurtin, and my legs were soft as jelly. "Mr Frodo you are wearing yourself out. Have a rest". Frodo stopped climbing and turned to Sam. His face was hot as a volcano "Too many ways to go yet, Sammy". Sammy nooded and they headed on their journey to burn the ring. The orcs were growling in the distance, and the eagles overhead were flapping about. The air was humid like a bald eagle who got his eagle sizzed off. They were on a mountain in Mount DOOM!. All Gangalf was dead and the rest of them. The door wivered and that peerked up the summit of the mountains. "Orcs are around this corner, Sam". Frindo laughed "Orcs? this is my ring" and sighed of laughter. But Sam, he toaughed " We are going to get up this rock, down the other side and in the round the backwards in the back door to this volcano". "Ok" whispered Frindo.

The moon was bright now, as it was night time and the orcs were sleeping. THey crapt around the flipped across the mountay rocks. The air was still rusty from the flames. They were at the flip of the volcano, purring into the flamies below. Out of the cerner of Frindo's eye he snapped into the rocks below. "Frindo? I mean..whats his name..Gollum? What are you doing here?" "Nothings master, just walking". Sammed scurred back at him "Get over of here Gollum, this is our ring. I banish you to the larks of Mordor". The eye above was getting cross at the talking. "Be this Gallum of the cave? Or the might of Ganfalf!" Gallum lamped straight for Sam, was curring the rang for Frindego. "no" scroshed Sam, "Burn it all .Burn it down to HELL. To the depps of Hell is where I'll send you Frindo!" He pushed Gollum into the firey burns below. "Noo, not my rangs" he scammed and dissolved into the lava. "whats that crack in the backer, Sammy?" said Frindo "Much too soon for orcs, anyway". said Sammy. "No said Frindo, you are the orcs Sam". Then Frindo was a volcano.