To stop the room spinning when you've had too much alcohol and you go to bed, Do one more shot of tequila; then hold both of your feet above your head and try and spin in the opposite direction.

How do you shave your balls? Well! You dunk them in boiling water for a second. The hair will fall right out. Your scrotum skin has a special enzyme that protects it from burns. So if you are quick, no pain.

Did you know that if you touch your uvula, you can taste every food you've eaten for the past 12 hours?

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