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Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 10:30pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2014 @ 9:27am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 7:32pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2015 @ 10:39pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2014 @ 10:07am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 1:41pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2014 @ 9:32am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 11:57am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 9:08pm



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