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Recent reviews by MR BONES

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179.3 hrs on record
edit: we did it reddit

edit2: thakn you offtr the gold, kind starnger/!!!!!!!!!!



sony has been hacked by NORTH KOREA in the past. no thank you.

also they nerf everything fun. just cnannot justify them anymore. post release hype its going down fast.
Posted 4 May. Last edited 6 May.
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96.8 hrs on record (93.8 hrs at review time)
'ate xenos, simple as that.
Posted 21 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
192.7 hrs on record (56.9 hrs at review time)
Own a lasgun for home defense, since that's what the Holy Emperor intended. Four heretics break into my house. "What the chaos?" As I grab my Terminator armour and lasgun rifle, I burn a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my bolt-pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because I rolled a 1 and it nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the Primaris Servo-Turret mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "For the Emperor!" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off hovercar alarms. I start up my chainsword and charge the last terrified heretic. He bleeds out waiting on the Adeptus Arbites to arrive since being sawn in half is impossible to stitch up. Just as the Emperor intended.
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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16.3 hrs on record
watch dogs more like watch my desktop as i alt f4 out of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game
Posted 31 October, 2022.
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612.2 hrs on record (400.7 hrs at review time)
for some reason the citizenry expects me to pick up the dead from their homes and refuse to pay me taxes until i do. well 2 can play at this game, i bulldozed the highways and sent a meteor into their homes
Posted 31 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
164.1 hrs on record (163.9 hrs at review time)
kassandra could stomp on my face and id thank her for it
Posted 31 October, 2022.
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446.9 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I started a game at midnight thinking i'd just try it out and played for 12 hours straight

edit: ive done this multiple times now.
Posted 7 January, 2022. Last edited 28 January.
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122.3 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
mods are "essential" to prevent it from becoming a crashing mess. look on nexusmods theyre not hard to install. i recommend the dwarven merchant belt you get more sheckles off of bodies
Posted 11 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
61.5 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
$30 for a 5 year old game is still a little high but zombies make it worth it. still pretty popular too
Posted 12 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
76.0 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
its halo what else do i need to say
Posted 3 December, 2019.
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