I think it's wonderful that you think there will still be human teachers in American universities twenty years from now. There's only one thing we can do to thwart these albino shape-shifting lizard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment. All things are grievous except ruling the gods; no one is free except for Zeus. He is free in that Eris is there to remind him how free he is by causing him to face absolute freedom in chaos. So we remember her eternal words "The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully." Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. Free love is by far the most expensive kind. I want a refund on this rape whistle. That's the most fun you can have with an aneurysm after all.Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama. Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck. Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet brick potato llama, llama, llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck. I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only three years dead, but it told a tale, and now listen, little child to the safety rail. Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama on the llama, llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck. Half a llama, twice the llama, not a llama, farmer, llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, duck. Is that how it's told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob ankle cold. Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck, time for me to retire now, and become a duck! Little known fact: Adam Ant's bones are laced with wolverinium.

Although the most acute judges of the witches, and even the witches themselves, were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was non-existent.It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. It is thus with all guilt.She has forgotten what it is like to be beautiful, how it makes you immune to things like being nice. The POEE has the power of the word: we can change it in your mouth with our new humorous magic. I wanted to tell you how you're a wonderful person and I admire you, but instead I got scared and drew you a happy clam. I hope you like it.
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Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. I've been thinking how wonderful it would be if all people renounced violence forever. If nobody else was violent, I could conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife. We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise. You cross the line from having needs into being needy the moment you start believing your needs are someone else's responsibility. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me. Live an honest life. Always speak the truth no matter who it hurts. Who it burns. Who it utterly destroys, with its cleansing, pure fire.Truth is the safest lie.Aspiring thinkers should abandon the desire to have original ideas.Consider: do you want to be a mermaid? You may believe you know the answer, but think carefully. Your desire to remake yourself in the sea is a likely extension of your inability to fit in on land. And sweet cheeks, the ocean is just like land, except with no Wi-Fi and more sharks.The box said "requires Windows XP or better". So I installed Linux.Now, kids, haven't I warned you before not to interrupt your father when he is in the middle of one of his killing sprees?Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.I must confess I've grown to love my own bad judgment. It's led me to the most fascinating places.Demonstrate? We can demonstrate? See this puppy! star wipe, loud chiming noise Now it's gone! See! Un-alived-ness! It comes to life! "Wow! That is REAL science if I've ever seen it!" "Real science?" "Yes! This isn't some mumbo-jumbo like phonics or tacos! This is real and the results are fast."A moment of laxity spawns a lifetime of heresy. Never forget. Never forgive.


I smoke cigarettes as a suggestion. As a hint, a note, an implication that I don't care about society. About life in general. About my lungs, about health, about the world. I smoke cigarettes to say "♥♥♥♥ you".And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions, so that everyone can be superheroes, everyone can be super! And when everyone's super, no one will be. I don't know about other men, but I swear, if I had the chance, I would respect you and resent you, night and day and day and night! I love you the way a knife loves a heart the way a bomb loves a crowd the way your mother warned you about, essentially .Now go inform on your mommy like a good little commie. Isn't it too bad that the great truths are all such lies? Perfect grammar eschews screaming. In fact its existence depends on denying that people can make legitimately communicative noise without words. Well, I'll take my silver linings wherever I can find them. Even if they look a little like duct tape gleaming around the wrists of a forcibly restrained patient.


Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.