A shy little fluff with no self confidence.
-Air Hockey "Enthusiast"
-Ceiling Tile Connoisseur
-Superior Sharpie Sniffer






Favorite Quotes (no sources ♥♥♥♥ you):
-"There is no answer, only absurdity. And french toast"
-"I have seen the face of God and he is a colored pencil"
-"...which eventually got us all in trouble since the sheriff did not consent to being a bowling pin."
-"Smooth move, Mr. 'I murdered eleven children for literally no reason'."
-"The information hit her like a truck. She would know, because moments later she was hit by a truck. A real one, not a metaphorical one."
-"She fell down the stairs, falling at the speed of a falling bowling ball."
-"Nodding, he nodded."
-"The crumb cake toppled piece by piece like the bones of one of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skeletons in a biology classroom."
-"he punched with immense strength really hard"
-"His plans always went exactly as he planned it, except when they didn't."
-"I'm not quite sure of who I am, but I can assure I did not break into your house."
-"I, Bazarov, have arrived"
-"Looking up she saw the man walking away meaning he probably hadn’t noticed her lack of death"
-"Like a dry eraser, he left his mark."
-"And either way, he wasn't going to disembowel himself. He was sure he didn't have the, well, he didn't have the guts"
-“a plastic bag that would’ve made Katy Perry jealous”
-“I hate you as much as I hate my life, maybe a bit more”
-"He started to feel like a preheated microwave"
-" Paper mache was stronger than his will to live,"
-"All knowledge is not meant to be put in the microwave."
-"Good, because we must leave now.
We have a meeting with a frog."
-"Trust cannot be eaten. The untrustworthy can."
-"You have to be as gay as possible on the internet otherwise Alan Turing died for nothing!"