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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:59am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:26am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:52am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:44pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:43pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:46pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:27pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:10pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:04pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:43pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:42am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:26am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:02am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:50pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:38pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:41pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:31pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:37pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:00pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:15pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:52pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:55pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:09am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:32pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:44am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:55pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:24pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:56pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:36pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:21am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:07pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:38pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:46pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 10:43am