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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:57am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:44pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 8:11am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:41pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:36am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:24am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:47am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:41pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:10am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 4:33am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:14am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:16am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:54am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:26pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 8:13am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:04am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 8:15am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:36am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:16am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:26pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 8:13am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm



Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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