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This is like Dynasty warriors all over again in Romance mode.
10/10 would use Lü Bu to end Yuan Shao's reign of vassalage terror with a single retinue again.

P.S: Screw the patch that SUPPOSED to make Yuan Shao less likely to vassalize half the nation within 15 turns.

Team fortress 2, where to start with.

The main idea of the game is having hats......
.....Wait no it is about various gamemodes where you are in either red team or blue,
complete the objectives and you should win, there are also a variations on custom servers to be found here and there.

If you have read and believed what is writtin above, you might have been living under a rock,

Team fortress 2 (TF2 for short) is all about flashy effects on your hats and being a complete idiot on trade/idle servers.
Here are a few facts everyone knows:

1. Wearing a hat that is above 2 ref has a skill increase of 5%, this can increase to a max of 15%,
2. The gibus when wielded when you know the game increases your skill with 50%
3. When point 2 is combined with pyrovision goggles, the goggles will mulitply your skill 2x,
4. Wearing an unusual hat increases ego by 75% and skill with 30%.
5. Trying to complete the objective you are considered try-hard.
6. when you are not trying point 5, you are either considered a good player or a mental-patient that has no skill.
7.Everytime you kill players you taunt, you will gain 10 experience.
8. If point 7 is executed properly, you have set player to try-hard mode.
9. F2P and P2P are at war constantly.
10. round numbers are better on reviews, even if it is not even neccesary.

That sums up everything on TF2, time to throw money at Gabe's face to please his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

20/11 Doritos given,
+Catgirls in boxes,
+Noosebleed mode when "P" is spammed,
+Can be combined with the 18+ version and have the achievements still working,
+Feels so alive, due to the animations the catgirls have,
+Control boob bounce with a few clicks

-wallet is getting more space the more NEKOWORKS is being epic,
-Six hours of gameplay is NOT ENOUGH, need moar.

NekoWorks keep up the good work, you guys are the gods of Noosebleeds.
15/10 would create another account to buy it again.