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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:24am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:13am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 12:52am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:16am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:39am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:21am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:32am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:51am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:55am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:39am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:27am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:15am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:37am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:21am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:51am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:36am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:36am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:18am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:06am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:19am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:50am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:12am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:48am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:36am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:01am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:05am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:33am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:33am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:14am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:13am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:18am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:29am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:15pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 12:49am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:57am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:34am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:40am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:55am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:14am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:39pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:58am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:09am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:27pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:54am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:17am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:58am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:07am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:39am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:44am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:34am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 11:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:13am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 10:30am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:35pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 7:27am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:05am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:10am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:20am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:26am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:38am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:24am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:24am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:32am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:16am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:13am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:52am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 2:54am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 2:46pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:33am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:42am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:46am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:53am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:16pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:21am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:35am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 7:27am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:13pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:18am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:10am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 9:34pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:41pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked