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NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美(茉城まみ)
Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!
Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.
For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"
It's another Friday!
As your mentor, I need to remind you that
You don't need fun to have alcohol!
And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!
Get Drunk 24/7!
Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.
if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.
Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?
As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).