Spades Slick♠
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Empty Gun
500 XP
 
 
:PlayMusic: This world is dreadful, It is sad but true
This world is extraordinary, It is questionable but true
Is the flower garden real or fake? :PlayMusic:



I do not kill with my gun, he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.
♠

12:21 3kho: ur disabled vocally and mentally

*DEAD* raxozellet : u shud name ur weapons ace of spades
Spades♠ : because i have a 1 in 52 chance of hitting a shot


2:13 AM - rj: spades
2:13 AM - rj: want to hear an epic story
2:14 AM - rj: okay so i went to see a movie tonight
2:14 AM - rj: and it ended at like midnight or something
2:14 AM - rj: and i was just hanging in the lobby of the theater with my squad
2:14 AM - rj: as the employees were closing everything up
2:14 AM - rj: and this dude walks up to us with 2 giant bags of popcorn that they were going to throw away
2:14 AM - rj: so now i have fu(cking 8 pounds of popcorn
2:14 AM - rj: what do i do with all this
2:14 AM - Spades♠: eat
2:15 AM - rj: theres so much
2:15 AM - rj: like holy s(hit
2:15 AM - Spades♠: dude movie popcorn is SACRED
2:15 AM - rj: this iis the best day of my lfie tbh
2:17 AM - rj: my keyboard is going to be buttery for weeks
fuzion (Score:20) defeats Spades♠ (Score:19) in duel to 20 on Gullywash Middle
Spades♠ (Score:20) defeats gravy (Score:15) in duel to 20 on Process Middle

12:44 AM - fen: i just wanted to poop really badly

brick: your memes are the best spades

5:55 PM - the: GABEROLL GAVE ME AN INFRACTION
5:57 PM - the: im a genius


32:40 Speak For Yourself: ♥♥♥♥ you spades
32:51 Speak For Yourself: GAy ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-6UecFTke4

5:53 PM - Mets: https://38.media.tumblr.com/3acfcdeda66995ab50e21b3452d576a4/tumblr_n4i1v1irHp1r2pi9no1_1280.jpg
5:54 PM - Spades♠: I JUST STARTED LISTENING TO THIS
5:54 PM - Spades♠: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo
5:54 PM - Spades♠: AND YOU FU]CKING LINKED ME THAT PICTURE

Feroaffer changed team name to will
Feroaffer changed team name to you
Feroaffer changed team name to f)uckin
Feroaffer changed team name to ready
Feroaffer changed team name to bit]ch?

kobb: wow u so kno how 2 make a girl happy
kobb: marry me

[15:56] <Spades> .eightball is bluebird actually a steel player?
[15:56] <GameServ> Never.
[15:56] <Spades> .eightball I see, so he's REALLY in Iron?
[15:56] <GameServ> Most likely.

You DUNKED ON Ashynka #God Of Conquest!

3:15 PM - (つ◕∆◕)つ: i want to be a low iron heavy
3:15 PM - (つ◕∆◕)つ: but i would only use brass beast and family business

10:31 AM - akemi: Low key
10:31 AM - akemi: I think you're better than me
10:31 AM - akemi: At sniper
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RGL S1 Main: OK Kids(8-8, 9th Seed), Scout
RGL S3 Main: Onlyfans dot com/spadesslick(8-8, 16th Seed), Scout/Babysitter
RGL S4 Div2: Goblin Cones(6-10, 10th), Scout
RGL S6 Main: ford ranger(6-10, reece played pyro it was fun), Spy

ESEA S20 Open: I Will Dad (7-2), Scout Rest in PEACE
ESEA S20 Open: Weiner Bros (14-2) (1-1 5th Place), Backup Scout
ESEA S21 IM: Creative Juices, Elite Pwnage Squad, Scout
ESEA S22 Open: Bote Team (11-5, 1-1, 7th Place ), Scout
ESEA S23 IM: I Will Dad (3-13), Scout and Leader
ESEA S25 Open+: Power Surge [play.esea.net](11-5, 1-1, 7th Place ), Scout and Co-Leader
ESEA S27 IM: BLANC Esports(7-9), Scout Joined Week 4
ESEA S30 Open: mikemat team(11-5, 1-1, 7th Place thx Ebsikl )
ESEA S31 Open: Hwasa's Thighs(9-7, love u team) :*

September 2015 Toronto LAN: Royal Canadian Mounted Police( 2nd Place ), Scout/Medic
October 2015 GXL LAN: Spades Slick Bodyguards(8th Place), Scout
March 2017 RGB LAN : My Team ( 3rd Place ), Scout
October 2018 RGB 3 LAN : BLANC Esports ( 3rd Place ), Scout
June 2019 RGB 4 LAN : big bongs and long dongs (9-12th Place), Scout
January 2023 RGB 5 LAN: Goblin Zone (Tied 5th), Scout
February 2024 RGB 6 LAN: Goblin Zone (Tied 5th), Scout
September 2024 RGB 7 LAN: Goblin Zone (4th Place), Scout

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S12 Steel : Daydreaming Ding Dongs (13th seed, 4th Place), Engineer
S13 Silver : Daydreaming Ding Dongs (4-5), Engineer
S14 Gold : The Gabiduo Experience (4-4, 9th Place), Engineer and Leader
S15 Gold: John Madden (4-2), Engineer #benchboys after Week 6
S15 Platinum : Chill Penguins (4-6, 5th seed, Tied 7th), Engineer Joined Week 7
S16 Gold : Pepe Peddlers (10-2, 2nd seed, 1st Place ), Engineer
S17 Silver: I tried Sniping, mistakes were made. (1-2)
S17 Platinum : Corn Ducks (5-3, 4th Place), Engineer Joined Week 7
S18 Platinum : Kids Next Door (3rd Place), Sub Engineer
(S18 Gold: Don't Tilt/The Syndicate Reborn, Engineer for Playoffs, 4th Place)
S19 Platinum : Bote Team (9-4, 3rd Place ), Engineer
S20 Platinum : Dunning-Kruger Effect (9-1, 1st Place ), Engineer
S21 Platinum : Memento Mori (10-3, 2nd Place ), Engineer and Co-Leader
S22 Platinum : Dunning-Kruger Effect (11-1, 1st Place ), Sub Scout/Engineer
S23 Platinum : Dunning-Kruger Effect (10-2, 1st Place ), Sub Engineer/Scapegoat
S24 Silver : RazeTheWorld (Carried the ♥♥♥♥ out of Shredder to 8th Place), Spy

RGL S8 Invite: Mann Crush Monday (7-4, 2nd Place ), Engineer
RGL S11 Invite: #MCM (sub) ((2nd Place))
RGL S12 Advanced: dreamwastaken

(All Stars)
S13 Silver: All-Star Engineer Runner-Up
S15 Gold: All-Star Engineer
S16 Gold: All-Star Engineer


EVL S4 Highlander Battle Royale Pro Division: Corn Ducks (5th seed, 4th Place), Engineer

(I played some ETF2L Highlander with Alto and the only thing notable we did was win S9 Mid )

4V4
S3 Silver: The 4 Hokages of the Soul Society Arc (4-5, 12th seed)
S4 Silver: Alien vs. Predator vs. Brown vs. Board of Education (7-5, 5th seed, 4th Place)
S5 Gold: topical godl memes (5-4, 6th seed)
S6 Gold: bad osu memes (6-2, 2nd Place)
S7 Gold : Jewkawa and the Shekels (11-1, 1st seed, 1st Place )
S8 Gold (6-3, 4th seed)
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g 20 Jun @ 6:58am 
how bout those Celtics
›› p2 29 May @ 8:55am 
added to ask you something. (did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?)
RJBNR 1 Apr @ 5:05pm 
hi spades slick
›› p2 29 Mar @ 8:46am 
I do not kill with my gun, he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my farts.
RJBNR 28 Mar @ 12:49pm 
As a med with 4k hrs, exclusively in pubs. I can tell you a few things that help me do my job easier:

Come find me if you need heals. I'm not going to come looking for you (most of the time).
If you're far away and need an arrow, STAY STILL if you see me lining up on you.
PROTECT ME so I can concentrate on healing. If you see me engaged with the enemy, come help.
If we push and I have uber, stay close to your teammates so I can split the uber between everyone.
If you are another medic on the team, please keep me topped off/over-healed. Professional courtesy goes a long way!
Communicate effectively. I'd rather be on a team that communicates good and are skill-wise adequate than a team of amazing players with in-effective or no communication.