Recent reviews by Jackson Strange

Get 100k gold, married, a few castles, and then spend 10 days in the dungeon.


Be a man.

Best single player game, needs more people to spend three hours on a civ game

It's okay

its alright i guess

-random piece of iguana bits in the middle of megaton
-it is middle of the night and looks like it has no owner
-goes to pick it up
-everyone shoots you down
-ign GOTY

>Builds a base on the lake
>2 traps, nothing much
>stand right behind the happy birthday trap
>kills all the natives
>goes into house with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ door
>natives dont know what doors are
>die from hunger

10/10 IGN

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Here is a basic review of CS:GO

Pros
+Learn Russian for free
+Learn the definition of scum

Cons
-Buy skins that don't intiminate
-Community in general
-Has no hats
-Gotta ♥♥♥♥ to aim
-Have the aim of a second grader shooting up a school

Get the game
Play for a while
Aim directly at someone
Miss
Learn that you gotta take a ♥♥♥♥ to aim
Get to lvl 3
Join your first comp game
Leave because you gotta do something
Get banned for 30 mins
Join again after a while
Get DDoSed
Banned for 24 hours
Wait until tommorow
Play an actual comp game
Be in a game with smurfs and russians
Get killed by a smurf
Russian screams at you in russian cuz you died
Votekicked
Join another game
Get DDoSed again
Banned for a week
Play casual
Ask yourself "why did I buy this"
Unbox a crate
Get a 14 cent skin
Some random gets a Factory New Doppler M1 Bayonette knife worth more than 200
Get hacked and have some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fake friend make a steam support card for you so you wasted 500 bucks