I need to call the ghostbusters

What the bones did you just skellington say about me, you little smoothskin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the spooky skeletons trumpet school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on halloween, and I have over 300 confirmed doots. I am trained in scary spooking and I’m the top trumpeter in the entire spooky graveyard. You are nothing to me but just another little baby to be spooked. I will wig you the heck out with spookiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my spooky words. You think you can get away with saying that hogwash to me over the Internet? Think again, spooker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spooky mummies and ghosts across the creepy crypt and your bedroom closet is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, doot. Get spooked kid.

I saw this guy at a grocery store in Tampa yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a d0uche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen gallons of milk in his hands without paying.

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You Have Been Deported by President Donald Trump!
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you
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gay
you
dumb
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