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Publicada: 5/abr./2019 às 16:53
Atualizada: 26/abr./2019 às 14:20

NEW DLC: So the guys behind this game decided to suddenly release 2 new girls as a free DLC, so let me review them quickly - while I like them more than the original 5, they all have same problems, shallow personality and dialogue, H scenes interaction is still as weird as before and the game still follows the weird gameplay formula as described below.


This game is really cheap, which makes me give it a positive review, rather than a negative one, but in reality I am quite mixed about it.
(There's no good reason for me to write a long review for this game, am just bored tbh)
So the base of this game is similar to HuniePop, but while I explain it you may find where some of its flaws reside:
1. Meet girl(the game has no introduction - just throws you to a girl without any explanation)
2. Talk(and try to answer a sometimes quite random question with pretty random answers and try to guess one that'll give you a bonus)
3. After attempting to answer a question, talk more, but this time girl lets you ask 3 questions, to which she answers with information, some information is saved to... her page which you can randomly open, but that information is nearly always useless later
4. After asking the 3 questions, the girl will say she "has to do something" or "it's late. go", but you can literally ask her on a date and it'll happen
5. Pop... balls.. which contain hearts like in those mobile games you've probably played
(Best part of the date is the cute cupid that holds the... balls..)
6. The game gives you money for popping balls with hearts based on a very weird score system, with which you reach stars
6a. After the date you don't get to see the cupid until you go on another one and that's sad
7. Now when you click the date button the girl will also say something like "get off!111 i have stuffz to do!!"(although in poorer accent since this game has quite a bit of grammatical errors)
7a. The game suggests you go spend time with other girls, but in reality if you come back without really gifting that girl anything, she'll say the exact same stuff
8. Use your hard-earned money blowing- I mean popping balls to buy ♥♥♥♥ for the girl and give it to her to fill the bar and create a heart since that's the only way to get a girl's heart.. with money! Am I right, guys???
9. Repeat from step 2 until you're up to 5 hearts
10. The game launches an interactive H scene, although you always have 1 option, it's linear, there's an auto button that seems useless and the game asks you to click or keep moving your mouse or something, without any real way of showing what it does, offers a bar that fills on top that seems to show.. I don't know what... it also gives you an AUTO button, which I've always used.. maybe that's what fills the bar??

Okay, but for real, this game seems to be heavily inspired off HuniePop. If you're in it for the boobs and sex, you can buy it - the uncensored version(it's actually uncensored, not mosaics) is free as DLC. The game is strongest at its art - the girl sprites are actually animated(unlike HuniePop) and H scenes are animated as well. If you expect this game to .. make sense, you'll probably be disappointed. The characters are weird and seem shallow - although I might say that because the game offers 0 depth into characters. There's literally one girl who's only in it "because my parents want me to have a boyfrienddd".. so it means she's in it to impress her needy parents, but doesn't give a flying ♥♥♥♥ about you... There's a nurse, who keeps calling herself "amative"..
I was also disappointed a bit by the initiation of the H scenes, which might be important to those buying it for.. nutting purposes. As I've said before, they're linear, which doesn't really give it much sense to be interactive - I thought if it's interactive, you'd control when you nut, when you do A or choose to do B instead, but no - you have to click a hand or .. your ♥♥♥♥... then click a specific region and then it shows you that you either have to click or drag your mouse... and nothing else. So am I supposed to click once.. or click nonstop.. for how long do I do it?? Do I hold down my mouse and drag it once or do I do it as quickly as possible?? There is also a meter on top which appears to fill up with time.. or when you do what it asks, but it was so confusing that I just clicked "AUTO" for most of the time. At first I thought that was an "Affection meter", where it would show how far you are from nutting or finishing what you're doing, but no - it never reached the end for me - some time after you start, the screen just goes black and you switch to the next phase, which leads me to the climax of each H scene, because the part where you nut... does it even exist? So what happens is when the climax takes place(supposedly) the screen just goes black and you're shown what's already after the climax. So if you actually intend to beat it to the game.. it's a warning.

Well, that's all I really have to say.. let's give it a bunch of numerical ratings:
Full Rating: 4/10(only recommending it because it's cheap af)
Artwork: 9/10
Music: 5.5/10
Gameplay: 4/10
Mature content: 7/10
Characters + Context: 2/10
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