Have you ever been invited to a secluded area by a cute girl only to be roundhouse kicked in the face,
hearing a muffled "hai" after falling to the ground on your side possibly drifting off into your final slumber?

Well, congratulations, my friend, because you're about to get your ♥♥♥♥ wet.

I'm addicted to crack and I'm also a black lady.

HELP ME, I'M PEEING!

And then the bees came.....

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Shlunk-
1. The act of throwing a sharp object (such as a cleaver) at someone's forehead, or other area of body.
Ex. I shlunked him so HARD!
2. To participate in sexual intercourse
Ex. I SHLUNKED YOUR MOM!
3. A really good song
Ex. THIS SONG SHLUNKS!

deez.