Gulag's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:34am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:11am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:17am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:28am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:53am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:09am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:36am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:46am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:04am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:14am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:08am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:00am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:38am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:38am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:04am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:12am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:58am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:53am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:07am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:58am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm