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-- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid)
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Largest Number of Driving Test Failures
By April 1970 Mrs. Miriam Hargrave had failed her test thirty-nine
times. In the eight preceding years she had received two hundred and
twelve driving lessons at a cost of L300. She set the new record while
driving triumphantly through a set of red traffic lights in Wakefield,
Yorkshire. Disappointingly, she passed at the fortieth attempt (3 August
1970) but eight years later she showed some of her old magic when she was
reported as saying that she still didn't like doing right-hand turns.
-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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The young lady had an unusual list,
Linked in part to a structural weakness.
She set no preconditions.
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You're dead, Jim.
-- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", stardate unknown
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