My Thousand Years are
THE PRICE IS WRONG, BILLY

Bienvenue, Power Bottoms.
I'm a Black Chord in Gamer-Fu

Reap your cake and lay in it.
Sow your bed and eat it too.











There is a mountain of diamond. It takes an hour to climb it, and an hour to go around it.
Every hundred years, a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain.
And when the entire mountain has been chiseled away, the first second of eternity has passed.
You may think 'that's a hell of a long time'.
Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird.